"Alrighty kiddo, first, ya gotta punch the air to gain momentum. When ya think ya have enough built up, hit the target with all of your might! Let me demonstrate! One, two…THREE!"

"Uhh… Ignore that… er, I mean, I just demonstrated the WRONG way to do a brick break! If ya do it that way, then your arm is gonna really, really hurt! But, practice your air punches and hit a punching bag every so often, and you’ll be able to break bricks in no time!
Anyway, I’m going to go home and call up a good friend of mine to help with my possibly broken hand!”